I would rather catch my parents making love than watch another Wix ad
John Levi | 43 Likes
We get it. It seems like you’d rather do just about anything than watch another Wix ad.
On the bright side, your feedback really got us thinking.
I would rather eat a hot dog with chopsticks than watch another Wix ad
Lucas Cervatti | 24 Likes
What an innovative way to eat a hot dog! If you pull that off, you should consider setting up classes through Wix Bookings to teach future generations how to become a chopsticks pro—just like you.
I’m so tired of watching Wix ads, I’d rather clean my whole house with a toothbrush
Andrew Lee | 42 Likes
Stop right there. That’s actually a great idea for a new product—the first multipurpose toothbrush! We think you should start selling it online and get rid of bad breath and dirty bachelor pads once and for all.
I would rather kiss a chimpanzee
than watch another Wix Ad
Emily Davis | 42 Likes
An ancient tale says that a kiss from a chimpanzee can cure everything.
Make sure to get a close up shot of that kiss—it’ll be the perfect touch to your email campaign next Valentine’s Day.
I would rather climb Mount Everest in flippers than sit through another Wix Ad
Alex Trenton | 55 Likes
In flippers? That sounds like a bold idea! If you make it to the summit with both flippers on, we’d love to read about your adventure. Any chance you could start a Wix Blog?