T.O.
FAVE
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Get out all your frustration. Peel, quarter, core and slice your apples.
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Throw down your apples in your pie crust. Sprinkle ‘em with sugar, cinnamon, butter and some piece of mind.
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Cover with top crust. You should be feeling better already
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Cook for 10 minutes at 450 degrees F (230 degrees C) and 30 minutes at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
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Serve it to someone who's in need of a reality check.
INGREDIENTS
6 CUPS SLICED APPLES
3/4 CUP WHITE SUGAR
1 TABLESPOON BUTTER
1 TEASPOON CINNAMON
1 PIE CRUST
OVERBEARING
APPLE CRUMBLE
THIS PIE IS PERFECT FOR THOSE WHO NEED TO BE CALLED OUT.
INGREDIENTS
1 STICK UNSALTED BUTTER OR MARGARINE
6 TABLESPOONS COCOA
2 TABLESPOONS BUTTER OR MARGARINE
2 EGGS, LIGHTLY BEATEN
1 CUP SUGAR
1/4 CUP ALL PURPOSE FLOUR
1/4 TEASPOON SALT
2 TEASPOONS VANILLA EXTRACT
PREBAKED PIE CRUST
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Heat the butter in the microwave. Think about how the fun of your relationship has melted away.
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Breakups ain’t easy. Warm up those bad memories as you preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
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Mix in cocoa and a good dose of resolve.
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Whisk the sugar, eggs, flour and salt. Then combine the chocolate mixture until well blended.
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Pour into the pie crust and bake for 30-35 minutes.
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For an especially dramatic breakup, top with whipped cream or a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
JUAT SAY FUDGE IT PIE
THIS PIE IS PERFECT FOR THE RELATIONSHIP THAT NEEDS TO END.
RECIPES!
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