His pro wrestling career cut short at the age of ten, Ryan Dilbert did not dwell on failure.
He has since learned to speak Mandarin Chinese at a first grade level, drawn over a hundred pot-bellied monsters and had stories and poems published in print and online. He currently teaches for Writers in the Schools in Houston, Texas.
Time Crumbling like a Wet Cracker is his first novel.
from No Record Press
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Audrey, a failed tattoo artist with a worthless history degree, just fled an abusive marriage and lost the footrace to the joint bank account. Wallowing in self-pity, and hard up for cash, she hasn’t noticed that things are a little out of sync lately.
Was Benjamin Franklin really hit by a car outside a Taco Bell? Did Segway-riding Huns overrun the East Coast? How did Chevy Chase escape human sacrifice at the hands of the Aztecs, and why are archeologists unearthing Green Bay Packers helmets alongside the bones of neanderthal hunters?
Deep in Wisconsin woods, a deranged scientist is slipping back through time, in a quest to purge recorded history of evil. But this experiment has gone terribly wrong, and somehow it’s now up to Audrey to put things right before the world descends into chaos.
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