Simply Ron
An Ovation
I see you all standing there in your whiteness, your blackness, in your yellowness and in your greyness, with both faces of your politically correct heads shoved firmly up your self indulgient arses and I think to myself, I really don't want to be like you and trust me, you really don't want to be like me, so with a tear in my eye and a warmth in my heart I say:
Fuck the lot of you
This is just another one of those sites where someone of limited importance posts pictures and words of matters irrelevant - except to those concerned
People
or
Images which have People in them
Places
Images which have places in them
Old Images
Images which were taken a while back
My Thoughts
Despite popular misconception that I am a thick, no neck eejit, I do occasionally have thoughts, I shall place them in this appropriately named receptacle
My thought of the moment is:
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
About me
I am a man of few words
bye
Name: Ronnie
Last Name: Langston
Education: A Little
Birth Place: Gateshead
A man goes to his Doctors and is surprised to see that the doctor has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him what’s wrong and the man says he has a sore elbow.
A small drawer pops open and the computer tells him to pee in it, which he duly does. After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer tells the man he has tennis elbow.
The man is partly amazed and partly annoyed by the smart arse computer and decides to get one over on the machine. So he goes home and gets a urine sample from his wife. He mixes this with pee from his dog and his small son and to top it off, adds some of his own sperm.
He goes to the doctors again and the computer again asks him for a sample. He places the sample in the drawer and after the usual display of bleeps and flashes the computer tells him that his wife is pregnant, his dog has rabies, his son has chicken pox and if he doesn't stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his tennis elbow.
Contact
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Where are we?
E-mail: Ronnie_Langstons.co.uk
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