The Bum Joke Book
Why did the bum steal the woman's purse?
Because he thought he saw a sandwich in it!
How does a bum’s girlfriend call a bum?
Not on the phone!
How does a bum’s wife live with herself?
Not in a house!
What is a bum’s favorite street in New York City?
Bleeker Street!
What is a bum’s favorite street in Baltimore?
Hope Street!
What is a bum’s favorite t-shirt?
Long sleeve!
What did the bum say to his cousin Ralph?
“Can I have some money, Ralph?!?“
What did the bum do in Egypt?
Nothing! It is hard place to be a bum!
What did the bum say to the farmer?
“Why is there a fence here!?!“
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