Come on in. Let me get out of this flannel, change into something comfortable and give you the tour.
By the way, is this your dog? And... do you know why I'm crying?
I was born to gnome parents in this small, but tasteful, modular home in a suburb of San Diego, California.
I don't know who the fat girl on the couch is, but the two gnomes and the hospitable tree elf are distant cousins.
A recovering Catholic, I now spend most of my time on the beaches of Miami and Los Angeles with my beautiful partner-in-crime, Marlen, and our amazing daughter Malena.
Touch my white "scroll" ball to the right to see how interactive this cool flash site is.
Thanks, I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did :) I'm gonna break for a cigarette.
