HI! I am Kayte Malik...I have a sick, twisted, dark, sarcastic sense of humor. But feel I bring a touch of class to it all.
If you don't stand for something you can't stand for anything...I am standing on my 3 inch heels. My philosophy is try to make 3 people smile everyday and the World will smile back.
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Funny Girl In Pearls
I figured I would share with the World what I have been working on. As this blog evolves I hope to post my shows, new jokes, crazy life stuff and when I am going to be performing.
Taboo Tuesday At Crown Station
Queen City Comedy Throwdown
Upcomming Shows
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August 13, 2011 - Queen City Comedy Throw Down/Chop Shop NODA - Charity show benefiting Cystic Fibrosis - Not Perfect, 30, Panthers Game (New), Midget Wrestling, Ask Anna, A Little Secret Between Me and God, Weight Watcher's Rehab, Match.com, Crackhead Zoo
August 3, 2011 - The Comedy Zone - Charlotte, NC - N.C. Music Factory - Selena Gomez Mad Me Late (New) Not Perfect (Do you think that's what Casey Anthony Said?), 30, A Little Secret Between Me and God, Crackhead Zoo
July 27, 2011 - The Comedy Zone - Charlotte, NC - N.C. Music Factory - Not Perfect (Do you think that's what Casey Anthony Said?), 30, Midget Wrestling, A Little Secret Between Me and God, Match.com
July 26, 2011 - Crown Station Coffee House & Pub, Charlotte, NC - Ask Anna, My Step-Dad's Surgery, Betty Ford to Amy Winehouse (New), Drinking and a Thong, Apple is Now the Most valuable Brand, A Little Secret Between Me and God
July 19, 2011 - Crown Station Coffee House & Pub, Charlotte, NC - Not Perfect, 30, Funny or Sad? (New), Women's Soccer (New), A Little Secret Between Me and God, Midget Wrestling, Crackhead Zook
•July 14, 2011 - The Comedy Zone, Fort Mill, NC - Midget Wrestling, A Little Secret Between Me and God, Not Perfect (Do you think that's what Casey Anthony Said?), Octomom vs. Casey Anthony (New), 5 Guys, Crackhead Zook, Planking...I did it.
July 12, 2011 - Crown Station Coffee House & Pub, Charlotte, NC - Not Perfect (Do you think that's what Casey Anthony Said?), In To The Wild (New), 30, A Little Secret Between Me and God, Midget Wrestling, Crackhead Zoo, Weight-Watchers Rehab
July 7, 2011 - The Comedy Club, Rochester, NY - Not Perfect (Do you think that's what Casey Anthony Said?), 30, Midget Wrestling, Debs (New), Crackhead Zoo, Weight-Watchers Rehab, Match.com, A Little Secret Between Me and God, Ask Anna
June 28, 2011 - Crown Station Coffee House & Pub, Charlotte, NC - Not Perfect/Wal-Mart Tailgator, 30, A Little Secret Between Me and God, NOH8 - Give it up for New York (New)
June 30, 2011 - The Comedy Zone, Fort Mill, NC - Pimping My Twitter (New), A Little Secret Between Me and God, Midget Wrestling, Taxes, Will and Kate's North American Tour (New), Crackhead Zoo
June 23, 2011 - Comedy Zone, Fort Mill, SC - Happy Birthday Cougars...How was the '80's? (New), 30, Midget Wrestling (New), Weight-Wachers Rehab, Abridged Match.com, A Little Secret Between Me and God
June 22, 2011 - Sin City, NoDa - Not Perfect/Wal-Mart Tailgators, 30, Everyone is Dying (New), Drinking and a Thong (New), Crackhead Zoo, Abridged Match.com
June 17, 2011 - Petra's Piano Bar, Midwood - 10:00 pm/$5 - Not Perfect/Wal-Mart Tailgators, 30, My New Dog/Father's Day Joke, Crackhead Zoo, Weight-Watchers Rehab, Match.com
June 9, 2011 - Comedy Zone, Fort Mill, SC - Not Perfect/Wal-Mart Tailgators, 30/Japan (New), 5 guys, Crokers, Match.com
June 7, 2011 - Crown Station Coffee House & Pub, Charlotte, NC - 5 Guys (New), Not Perfect/Wal-Mart Tailgaters (New), Match.com, I did it all for the Snooki (New), Weight-Wachers Rehab
June 1, 2011 - Cans For Comedy (Charity Show), Jackalop Jacks - Charlotte, NC - Homeless Joke (New), Not Perfect, 30, Congressman Weiner (New), A Little Secret Between Me and God, My New Dog, ASk Anna, Crack Head Zoo, Weight Watchers Rehab, Match.com
Archive
May 24, 2011 - Crown Station Coffee House & Pub, Charlotte, NC - Weight-Wachers Rehab, Match.com, My New Dog
May 19, 2011 - The Edge Comedy Club, Chicago - Not Perfect, 30, Weight Watcher Rehab, Crack Head Zoo
May 18, 2011 - High Tops Chicago...Cancelled because of the Bulls game...Love a true sports town!!!!
May 17, 2011 - Crown Station Coffee House & Pub, Charlotte, My Day (New), Boss Circus , No News, Law & Order - Osama/Obama (New), A Little Secret Between Me and God, Apple is Now the Most valuable Brand , November 4, 2006
May 13, 2011 - Petra's Piano Bar, Charlotte, NC - No News (New), Law & Order/Obama - Osama (New), Apple is Now the Most valuable Brand (New), A Little Secret Between Me and God, Church Stuff (New), November 4, 2006 (New), Crokers
May 10, 2011 - Crown Station Coffee House & Pub, Charlotte, NC -Not Perfect, A Little Secret Between Me and God (New), Crackhead Zoo, Brakegasim, 30, Osama/Obama
May 5, 2011 - Comedy Zone, Fort Mill, SC - Not Perfect, 30, Sorry Osama/Cinco De Maya (New), Boss Circus (New), Weigh-Watchers Rehab, Flirtexting
April 22, 2011 - Petras Piano Bar, Charlotte, NC Earth Day (New), 30, strippers, My New Dog (New), Weight Watchers Rehab, Match.com
April 14, 2011 - Charity event supporting Beards Because Beards Because is a great Charlotte, NC based charity that raises money for domestic violence, Set 1: Cave, Not Perfect, Trump for President, Taxes, strippers, Crackhead Zoo, Match.com. Set 2: Not Perfect, Trump for President, Taxes (New), strippers (New), Crackhead Zoo, Weigh-Watchers Rehab. Show Pictures
Apri l 12, 2011 - Petras Piano Bar, Charlotte, NC Showcase Not Perfect, 30, strippers (New), Trump for President, Ask Anna, Weight-Watchers, Untitled New Joke, Match.com
April 7, 2011 - Petras Piano Bar, Charlote, NC - Obama unemployment (New), Trump for President (New), 30 (New), Chrokers, Weigh-Watchers Rehab
March 31, 2011 - Comedy Zone, Fort Mill, SC - Not Perfect, April Fools Facebook Engagement, Crackhead Zoo, Ask Anna, Match.com
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