Sure you can go buy a t-shirt anywhere. But you can't buy a t-shirt with my custom art that is *scientifically proven to help you catch more fish.
Also, with Easter right around the corner why not put on a brand new FreeMirroLure T-Shirt. It's a shirt the ladies really love! And if you think the ladies don't want to see you wearing one of our high quality Gildan T-Shirts, think again!!!
I took an unofficial poll and we found that on average, 4 out of 5 women we asked said that they would DEFINITELY prefer to see me wearing a brand new FreeMirroLure T-Shirt than to see me not wearing a shirt at all.
If that doesn't motivate you, did we tell you we would give you a free MirroLure with every t-shirt purchase?
Remember, you only go around once, might as well look good doing it.
* by scientifically I actually mean it is my opinion based on no scientific evidence whatsoever, I just thought it sounded way cool!
