The first rule of the Ex-Princess Club?
Suck. It. Up.
Read Maxine's advice by using the menu or clicking the right corner of the book.
The New Life Guide for Ex-Princesses
(That's you, Buttercup.)
Rambling about your woes to a potential employer will not nab you that much needed job, so shut up. A lot.
To release pent-up rage, seek out a hunky man-boy and wonk him. That's a joke. Don’t really do that. Chew gum. Or your tongue.
No job is too menial when you’re broke. Even if it smells like dog poop and mothballs. Money’s money.
Don't let your douche-bag ex-husband see you sweat. Ever.
Hold your head high when humiliation rears its ugly head.
Sometimes, into everyone’s life, a little troll-tossing must fall.
Help in the name of pity is okay—it's definitely okay from a gorgeous guy.
Discount chains can be your
moth-eaten pocketbook’s friend. (And yes, you must push your own cart.)
In your fight for survival, though you might be poor, do remember, you are a free woman.
Celebrate!
When approaching your first date in eons of dateless-ness, do yourself a solid, put a kibosh on the bitter and overly-sensitive crap, okay?
You’ll apologize a lot for your ridiculous behaviors, so why not just write out a generic plea for forgiveness? It’s a useful time-saver.
Sometimes secrets come back to bite you in your not so youthful butt.
Be the captain of your own Love Boat. Taking control of your desires is sexy, ladies. Ahoy, matey!
You'll never be happy if you allow fear to rule your life. So do yourself a skinny. Hunt that bitch down, net in hand, and catch it before it owns you.
Always remember that a princess in the process of sucking it up, is a warrior princess!
Book 1 in the Ex Trophy Wives Series
When life sends you a monsoon, clear the debris and dance in the puddles.
What's your princess plight? Tell your story and get advice from Maxine!
She was the perfect party-planning, haute-to-the max trophy wife. Now Maxine Cambridge is broke, unemployable and living with her mother and teenage son in a retirement village, with her self-esteem kicked to the curb.
Until her geeky former classmate Campbell Barker returns, all grown-up- and off-the-scale smokin' hot. Campbell refuses to believe Max isn't that smart, funny girl he's crushed on since high school. The more Max tries to show him he's wrong, the more she rediscovers her long-retired mojo. Now, she's ready to throw down some payback on her ex-life and fight for what she deserves...
Get an inside look at Dakota writing You Dropped a Blonde on Me AKA Suck It Up, Princess .
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Book 2 in the Ex Trophy Wives Series
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen...the latest from national bestselling author Dakota Cassidy!
After discovering that her famous chef husband was cheating, Frankie Bennett lost her mind-on live TV. Now Frankie is broke, unemployed, and hiding out in her aunt's retirement village. That is, until Maxine Henderson-Barker-reformed trophy wife and owner of Trophy Jobs Inc. employment agency-arrives to give Frankie a much needed kick in the pants.
Soon, Frankie lands a job as a prep chef at a Greek diner in New Jersey, home to the world's best meatloaf and an owner who resembles an exquisitely chiseled Greek statue. Falling into bed with Nikos isn't the best idea, but after years of living in a man's shadow, this ex- trophy wife is ready to get busy cooking...
Waltz This Way
Book 3 in the Ex-trophy wife series!
Left without a partner…
When former ballroom champion Melina Cherkasov found out that her famous husband was cheating, she was devastated, especially since she was informed by a sleazy reporter on national TV. Thanks to an ironclad pre-nup and a scumbag ex, Melina has to pack up her dog and her dignity and take refuge in her dad’s retirement community in New Jersey.
... it’s time to take the lead.
To make ends meet, Melina puts her dancing shoes to use as an instructor at Westmeyer—a private school for boy geniuses. Teaching a bunch of hormonal teenagers the waltz is trying, but the school’s sexy handyman proves to be an ample distraction. Drew McPhee is perfect, except for one thing: he doesn’t like dancing. Thankfully, the finesse Drew lacks on the floor is more than made up for by his skills in the bedroom. And after one steamy night, the ballroom diva is the one getting swept off her fee t…
Available March 2012!
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