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13 Comforting Gifts for Valentine’s Cynics

With Valentine’s Day fast-approaching, it’s time to start thinking about what you’re going to buy for that hard-to-shop-for friend or partner of yours. You know, the one who absolutely despises romance and everything related to it? Whether you have a newly single friend or your partner simply hates the idea of roses and chocolates, even those with the blackest hearts deserve a little lovin’ from Cupid.

We’ve compiled a list of 13 gifts for even your most cynical friend. At Wix, we’re a fan of funny and sarcastic books or presents that are fun and easy to create (just like our DIY websites).

Cupid is Stupid Sweatshirt

We’re in the thick of winter so a sweatshirt is a perfectly acceptable gift; especially when it’s one as cute as this. Even cynics need to be warm and stylish.

Cupid is Stupid Sweatshirt

50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours & 50 Dates Worse Than Yours

A hilarious collection of horrible boyfriends and horrendous dates is just what the doctor ordered. These two books will make you realize being single isn’t so bad, after all!

50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours & 50 Dates Worse Than Yours

 

A Day Without Your Love Is Like a Year Without WIFI Print

Show your pessimistic partner just how much you value their love. We don’t judge, without WIFI we’d be totally lost.
A Day Without Your Love Is Like a Day Without WIFI Print

Sweet Talk Valentine Rubik’s Cube Puzzle

Everybody loves the classic Rubik’s Cube, right? At first sight, this may look like a cute and romantic gift, but a real Valentine’s Day hater will see the humor and irony here.

Sweet Talk Valentine Rubik's Cube Puzzle

Coffee Mugs

There’s no better way to show your loved one how special they are to you than through the wise words of Yoda. Or, you can take the more modest approach and remind your partner just how awesome you are, first thing in the morning when they take a sip of coffee.

Coffee Mugs

Heart-Shaped Flask

Every Valentine’s Day party pooper should be equipped with a flask for emergency situations. Why not take a caustic approach and gift your friend this heart-shaped flask to remind them that they do have a heart, even if it’s made of plastic.

Heart-Shaped Flask

We Make a Great Pair (of socks)

If you’re not so down with February 14th and you’ve got a friend who’s in the same boat, let them know you’re there for them with a cute pair of socks declaring what a fine pair you two really are.

We Make a Great Pair (of socks)

Fruit with Cute Messages

Think that Valentine’s Day is just another “Hallmark Holiday?” Then this is definitely the gift idea for you. Simply snag a piece of fruit from your pantry and write a cheesy message, such as,”Orange you glad we are together?” You’ll definitely stick it to the man by not breaking the bank and giving into the craze.

Fruit with Cute Messages

Portable Cup Holder

Forget flowers and chocolate this year. Show you care by treating your boo to some bubbles and a drink of their choice with the convenience of this portable cup holder.

Portable Cup Holder

Printable Label

When in doubt, whiskey is always a good choice. The best part about this gift is the printable label that really makes it seem like you put more effort than you actually did. But don’t worry, you’re secret’s safe with us!

50 Shades of Chicken & 50 Shades of Bacon

Forget the red room and 50 Shades of Grey. If you know someone who loathes V-day but is a real foodie, hit them with these spin-off cookbooks. In our opinion, they’re almost as good as the original.

50 Shades of Chicken & 50 Shades of Bacon

Kombat Ring

Got a friend who’s been waiting for someone to put a ring on it? Give them the next best thing with something a little bit more edgy like Innocent Guilt’s Kombat ring.

 

Kombat Ring

Lovability Condoms

Being safe is always on trend. Consider a Lovabilty Condom for someone who still wants to have a little fun on Valentine’s Day.

Lovability Condoms

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