Four score and twenty years ago, i wasnt born yet but it sounded like a promising start to this paragraph ... Apparently my dad thought it would be a grand idea to start a family, either that or the bus was late and it was a quiet bus stop him and mum were at. There really isnt much to do in Morecombe Bay when its raining, though come to think of it theres not a lot to do in Morecombe most of the time, in point of fact, the council stack dead bodies at the bus stops to make the place look busy. Anyway, i digress, I'd always fancied myself as a bit of an artist since being a small child - it was a great excuse to draw all over things i shouldn't and when i was a bit older a great way to get girls to pose naked.
Currently listed in the Lonely Planet guide book as a small state of mind to be avoided at all costs. some of my achievements include kitten juggling, international baby racing, competitive rudeness and poking badgers with spoons. frequently found in or around public houses when not being creative. and often spending the following day apologising and correcting cockups made the night previously when plastered.
This was my first ever cartoon, you'll find the rest so far on the gallery page - if theres enough space that is, after all what can you expect for nothing?
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Dougals Day off
It seems Florence is a bit lost without her friend Dougal who has other plans for the day.
Startrek the awkward bits
I recon that someone is deliberately bumping off those nice extras in red, i wonder who?
Spike the Hedgehog
It's amazing just what you'll find at the bottom of the garden...
Adverse Advertisements
It really is a pain in the arse how often we get adverts aimed at us, its getting to the point that you can't even go for a quiet piss without being sold something..
The E Bunny
It's not just the well known celebrities that have the occasional 'makeover' sometimes even our best loved seasonal heroes get them too - all in aid of TV ratings...
The Godfather
Everybody tends to say nasty things about the godfather - not to his face obviously - but give him his due the old fart has a sense of humour.
Greyfriars Bobby - a tail
It's Occasionally in hollywood someone does a historical drama which although 'accurate' gets an extensive rewrite by some idiot with a degree in bullshit. So i thought i'd get in on the action and abuse the tale of greyfriars bobby - and by that i mean the story not his actual tail.....
The Pit & Pendulum
Heres a little job i did for the Pit and pendulum pub in Nottingham if your ever there in the city do drop in..
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