How this show was created is unknown,
but we promise it will eat your face
Lincoln Rush,
Off Da BLK Creator
Off Da BLK
Off Da BLK is a series recorded specially for Youtube by Talon Hoefer, the director. Lincoln Rush claims that he imagined the idea on the night of June 15, 2009, and spent the rest of that summer recruiting actors and budget managers, and 1 director. The director, Rush claims, is the most important part of this series. He needs a great understanding of the series for the job. Brady Ross and Kenny Kuyper were both recruited in the month of July. Lincoln understands the importance of actors, as he is also one in the series. BLK is an acronym for 'block', with the 3 actors' (and main characters) first initial. Kenny claims that it's a pretty brilliant idea.
"There is no official date for the red button to be hit to begin the series, but we can guess it's going to begin sometime after Halloween." Rush said when interviewed about the show by a local newspaper writer.
Actor Bios
Brady Ross
At an amazing 5' 7, this man could hardly be considered an actor. He was recruited by Lincoln Rush in the month of July. Brady was never one for acting etc, but he thinks
that "since Rush is so dedicated, I'll work with him for a small wage of 0 dollars and 0
cents..."
Lincoln Rush
The creator of Off Da BLK is the 4th shortest in the class of 2014 at 4' 9. With no need
of a booster seat, this kid is typing scripts like crazy and hoping to begin show
production after Halloween. Lincoln Rush is also a machinimator, with the surname of slaughterville6...
Kenny Kuyper
A tall cross-country runner and creativity can make a great actor. It can also make a
smelly giant, but that's not often. Kenny was recruited in the month of July, along with
Brady Ross. Kenny picked the theme song for the series, Funkalicious by this guy,
and the credits music, Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake, ironic because Lincoln Rush
has been known to call Kenny Cake before...
Who We Are
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The Team
Marina Maximilian
Mark Smith
Contribution
Chris Pitman will be a contributing actor in the series, but not a main character like the BLK.
Chris Pitman is from Hamilton, New Jersey. The location is on the map to the right.
Chris will be shown by sending in clips and then Lincoln/Brett using the chroma key.
Expectations
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"If you hold up your end of the deal, we'll be sure to hold up ours. And some."
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Contact Us
The studio phone number and e-mail have been posted on the side.
We put that there because we trust all visitors of this site and we trust that you won't waste our time to call and tell us how great our recent episode was. Pretty much-
515-332-4283
chumbawamba31_aol.com
We know that we're awesome.
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